Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A true mpafiarhs. He likes vazelini and fasaies with thicc thighs.
Look! Vaggelhs, he likes fasaies and thicc thighs!
Vaggelhs by Whiskeybrowser6 April 2, 2021
The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
Vagelis by gregben August 27, 2022

Vangelis 

One of the (if not, THE) greatest people alive (as of 4/30/2012). He created the music for Blade Runner, Chariots of Fire (that slow-running song is on there), 1492: Conquest of Paradise, Alexander, e tc. He also created some memorable albums, such as Heaven & Hell and Albedo 0.39. He makes music based on feeling, something a lot of musicians don't have a lot of when making music.
I bet you can't make an album like Vangelis's "Albedo 0.39"
Vangelis by Oh JeezII October 5, 2012

Vaggelis 

He haves the biggest dick in the world and its the most beautiful men in the world
Vaggelis the best name
Vaggelis by Vaggaros November 20, 2021

Vangelis 

Vangelis is the definition of a handsome and smart man. He is funny but sometimes he overdoes it. He usually wears glasses and has a big dick, something that makes all women want him obsessively
Vangelis is the definition of a handsome and smart man. He is funny but sometimes he overdoes it. He usually wears glasses and has a big dick, something that makes all women want him obsessively
Vangelis by ToliverGrey November 20, 2021

e-Vangelist

A person making a sad attempt to spread the word of their religion through the internet and cyberspace.
p-rayz-jezus: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
everyone in chatroom: STFU.

Another e-Vangelist fails.
e-Vangelist by Armthehobos April 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more