Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas is a viral african guy who has a Remarkable name. They say his name is the hardest name in Africa. Although the pronunciation is pretty simple :
A guy with a really fucking extremely long long long long ong name that made the guy that record the video cried out and became the most famous african guy in the world.
Guy:What's your name?
Guy2:My name?
Guy:Yes your name
Guy2: My name... My name na Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'