The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.
Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin
by Turbo Chode May 6, 2020
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A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.
"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."
by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022
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A form of cock and ball torture involving a cotton swab going down your urethra
Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.
by PsnPteredon June 12, 2019
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When you end up with fecal matter inside your urethra. Essentially a UTI on crack.

In social contexts, "poopy urethra" means the opposite of the benevolent greeting "namaste."

"Poopy urethra" is a way of telling someone that you sincerely hope they wake up and step on a Lego™.
I'm having mad poopy urethra and can't come into work today!

"Poopy urethra" to you, sir!
by CougarHunter69666 September 29, 2019
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A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
by andy1 September 14, 2006
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When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.
"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!
by 6Home-$lice9 January 26, 2019
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