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An extremely expensive JAP and pretty boy resort which will not accept you without the possession of your daddy's Beamer.

One of the more populous colleges is known as Hillyer High, where students with no ambition or prospects for the future wither away.
Hi, my dad owns a dealership. I know how to drink Coors Light and I enjoy techno. What college should I go to? University of Hartford.


Would you like fries with that?
by Hippie Eater March 16, 2008
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