When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
by Glow Hughes September 7, 2020
A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.
Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!
by October VanDouchlehemier July 25, 2010
A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.
Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.
by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times December 13, 2016
The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.
by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 5, 2018
by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016
When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.
Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"
by Lynea May 20, 2016
the only thing you see in your dream is a unicorn dancing on rainbows, you can just see it as a song but it's really magical and when you're chilling with your friends when the quiz come up in your screen, your friend will just be as bored because your friend is smart enough to know the answer because it's a sentence
tv: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part
me: ok
tv: it's time to see what have you learned so far,
friend: ughhh this is the worst part
by Phu The Writer April 17, 2022