Two door shit 

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

Two door shit by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

Two Door Cinema Club 

An awesome indie band from Down, Northern Ireland. The band consists of Alex Trimble (Lead vocals, Guitar, Synths), Kevin Baird (Bass, Vocals) and Sam Halliday (Guitar, Vocals). They are signed to French label Kitsuné Music

Friend: Any good concerts coming up?
Me: Well, I'm going to see Two Door Cinema Club next weekend

Two Door Cinema Club by StereoLove April 4, 2011

Two Door Cinema Club 

Really awesome band, originally from N. Ireland that play "alteronica." The band consists of Sam Halliday (guitar), Alex Trimble (lead vocals & guitar), and Kevin Baird (bass).

Lee: Hey, heard of any good bands to listen to?
Aislinn: Yeah, Two Door Cinema Club. They're amazing & their songs are really easy to dance to, yo.

Two Door Cinema Club by HEIRBEAR November 8, 2010

Two-door theory 

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory

Two-door theory by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.

A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

Two door spec by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019

Two door squat 

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.

Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.

Two door squat by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I

I Love YOu Two THough Two You Love II Love YOu Two Door THrough Two You Love I by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025