Two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

He must be a right "two cocks" because you don't get that stupid sat at home playing with just one!

by BadBeast December 14, 2009

Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021

Two Cock Garage

A synonym for one's mouth.

Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.

by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008

I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.

Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024