Twattic

A wizards sleeve that was once filled with many things but has now become dusty, dilapidated and mouldy through disuse.

"Oh mildred, a young man came round the other day to clear out my attic. Afterwards he cleaned out my twattic free of charge."
"can I have his number ethel?"

by tattybojanglesarenice April 23, 2010

twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

twatpic

noun. Short for twat picture, a photograph taken of the female sexual organ, typically via cellphone camera, and usually sent via mass-text message to friends for viewing pleasure.

Hey, I just took a twatpic of my girl and sent them to all my buddies!

Eww that bitch Serena is nasty; I saw her twatpic when Tommy texted me this morning.

by yuu456 December 20, 2009

twattina

Superlative of "twat" - a person that exhibits extra twattitude. May also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a twat.

Look at that twattina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Twitticiser

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.

Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.

by stewkerr April 13, 2011

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

twatticism

A remark by a twat.

That sounded a bit like a twatticism.

by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011