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twarm

1. A stomach distress with distaste for food and an urge to vomit
2. To eject part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.
"That chick's beef curtain made me feel twarmy."
"Dude. I feel like I'm going to twarm."
by Emily Clark November 8, 2005
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twarm

a "Twitter Storm", (i.e. what Donald Trump does every time he gets pissed about something)
After that court ruling, better brace yourself for the twarm.
by phillim9 February 9, 2017
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twarrie

a twitter larrie, who believes in stunts and is in reality barley a larrie at all.
I’m a larry but hamille was so real!
Are you serious! You are such a twarrie...
by sallywalker# October 25, 2020
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Twaimz

A youtuber that is amazing, loves llamas, and is 1Daf. His videos are hilarious and more people should watch him
Twaimz is a boss with a booty
by Swaggybieber February 24, 2015
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Tarmoing

To go for a beer in the evening once you are on a business trip
Let's go tarmoing this evening?
by GG loves Tarmo June 13, 2018
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Twatman

Twatman is the drunken guy you seriously need to avoid. He's the one who thinks he's a superhero. He will feel up and slobber over every female within grabbing distance, churning out such winning lines as "You're beautiful, you are. HEY! Did you know that, I said you're beautiful? Cos you are." and "Love, do you wanna come back to my flat and let me fuck you?". These lines are usually delivered whilst Twatman has his face pressed into an unfortunate woman's neck, breathing hotly and rasping his words in a sex killer's voice. Outside, with his mates, Twatman will give them appalling representation by yelling slurred insults at men that were innocently passing by, and inciting a gang style hatred between the two groups, when really, they could have just gone home. Twatman will fight like a retard following a laser pen, will lose and will cry on his knees, bellowing the name of his current or former girlfriend. He will then walk through traffic, dismissing the vehicles as a threat to him and will search out a kebab van. After purchasing the greasy nastiness, he'll wolf it down and puke. He'll tell his mates that he loves them, then get rowdy about it. He'll end his night drenched in sick and gutter filth, plus his own piss, and will be most definitely NOT having sex. He will have ruined everyone's night. These are the powers of Twatman. Bravo.
"Keith turns into Twatman when we go out drinking, lets not invite him, EVER"

"Last night you behaved like a total Twatman, you were really out of order, and you deserve to be horsewhipped, or possibly to die for making that girl cry. I could have ended up fucking her if you hadn't come over and scared her off!"
by MagickDio April 19, 2010
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Tarm

The act of pulling your sweaty ballsack off of your inner thigh after a long days work
“Dude it was so hot out today”
“Yah bro I just tarmed a minute ago”
“Dude that’s sick”
by Curpapi69420 April 25, 2019
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