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cook a turkey with gravy  

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook a turkey with gravy 

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

turkey and gravy 

a variation of slapping the ham. the action of slapping your erect boner against your womens ass, and then blowing your gravy juices all over and in her crack. in some foreign countries this is actually considered a tradional meal served when trying to make babies. like a mating dance of some sort
"That turkey and gravy was delicious last night, my tongue was all up in that crack"
turkey and gravy by Nick Deezy December 17, 2008

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy 

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026