turkey gravy

a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.

after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.

turkey gravy by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

cook a turkey with gravy  

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook a turkey with gravy by Ron March 27, 2007

cook a turkey with gravy 

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

cook a turkey with gravy by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

turkey and gravy 

a variation of slapping the ham. the action of slapping your erect boner against your womens ass, and then blowing your gravy juices all over and in her crack. in some foreign countries this is actually considered a tradional meal served when trying to make babies. like a mating dance of some sort

"That turkey and gravy was delicious last night, my tongue was all up in that crack"

turkey and gravy by Nick Deezy December 17, 2008

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy 

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.

Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019