Turd Sock

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009

Sock Turd

A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.

I put my sock on and had a big lump of sock turd under my heel.

by Uncle_Mel February 19, 2010

Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

by meatracks November 06, 2009

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 September 01, 2015

sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 12, 2017