Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.
Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.
by coopman27 March 22, 2009
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Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom
Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?
by guitarbomb05 January 24, 2012
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When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
by Kunnifcuckiff January 09, 2017
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