A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
by imconfusedbythistoo September 25, 2018
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the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.
Man that charliedrawsagun guy is unbearable! what a turbo Deuche!
by TheS-Box September 23, 2010
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When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.
Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha
by Levin9595 March 25, 2021
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60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 9, 2022
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Turbo Banging (verb): The act of having sexual relations with someone in a rough and turbocharged manor. Getting fired up and expelling all your energy into repeated hard thrusts.
"I turbo banged Meghan so hard last night she wont walk straight for a week!"

"Turbo banging is how I roll'
by eastcoastlifestyle January 22, 2016
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When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
by BimmerService May 17, 2018
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Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.
Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.
by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022
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