Tupitis 

The inability to speak clearly or be understood due to fact that a dick is blocking the airway.

Tupitis can also cause one to mumble due to the lack of teeth.

When I try to answer my dentist it's like I have tupitis since he can never understand me.

Tupitis by Brynjolfsson February 9, 2010

tupitsa 

russian

Means dullard, bonehead, dunce, numskull. The general meaning is stupid and dumb.

Zatknis', tupitsa! - Shut up, dullard!

tupitsa by EmInara January 9, 2012

Tepitis 

A tendency to fall asleep on the tee or at any point during a golf match...

Sandals had Tepitis during our match, it took her a solid minute before she tee'd off!!

Tepitis by Shawn2Shot June 18, 2023