A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.
That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.
That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.
That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.
by Richter Ass October 10, 2021
When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.
by Weebu4laifu February 28, 2020
Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”
by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018
by SquampaPJ October 9, 2010
Jack: Geeze, Bryan, you're so friggin' stupid and retarded.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.
by Alto December 28, 2005
On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.
Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.
by toronto_nick December 21, 2010
"Hey Rachael,how was your night?" "It was great,just tried my first queen city tune up and it was amazing!"
by Rco22 April 8, 2017