A tug occurs when a special bond between 2 people leads to under the table extra curricular activities involving the gentle stroking of the penis using the hands and/or feet.
"Honey, I hope that you haven't forgotten that today is two-tug-tuesday"
"There's nothing I love better than giving you a tug job with my hands and/or feet on two-tug-tuesday!"
Manual stimulation of the penis wherein a distinct base to glans uni-directional motion is utilized with the intention of causing rapid ejaculation in an emotionally non-involved manner.
That crazy ho was giving tugjobs out back of the Taco Tico.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.