The most random day of the week. Really, it is. All the other days have something going for it, but not tuesday.

Monday is the start of the week. Everyone hates monday...or else. Wednesday is the middle day. The day when you can start looking foward to things to came. Thursday is...well, as someone said: "The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday." Friday is the day before weekend. One of the best days. Saturday and Sunday: The weekend. Nuff' said.

Tuesday is a tossup. It can be anyhting or nothing at all.
Tuesday is...Tuesday.
by Ichy December 28, 2005
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tuesday is the day to cry and masturbate, according to darren criss.
Person A: “Hey what’s the day?”
Person B: “Tuesday..”
Person A: “I’ll be right back
by fatcockman69 May 11, 2020
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1.) Third day of the week.

2.) A name.

3.) Born on this day.
Person 1: Hey, what's your name?

Person 2: Tuesday.

Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?

Person 2: No.
by Tuesday Tr. August 18, 2007
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The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
by DEFinitionCognitionMagician December 10, 2007
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Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows.
Dude 2: You said it.
by spacecoyote17 September 28, 2006
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a chic euphemism for female genitalia. your ladyplace, your mother's ladyplace, your girlfriend's ladyplace etc. derivative of 'C U Next Tuesday'
"eat my tuesday"

"i've got some sort of yeast infection :("
"a yeast infection? where?"
"in my tuesday :'("

"not tonight, basil. my tuesday hurts."
by maggie costello October 13, 2008
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A general purpose insult. Last element of the acronym "See (C) You (U) Next (N)" and the word in question, and useful in situations where cursing is inappropriate.
Person 1 - "That guy over there took my parking space!"
Person 2 - "What a tuesday."
by Handsome B. Wonderful April 22, 2004
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