The town in New Zealand just out of Pukekohe, the town before Auckland Supercity. This is the place where you will find only the staunchest of negros and hearty whitemen of the country
"Bro have you met the cunts from Tuakau?

"Yea bro they dropped my cousin Greg"
by CookedCousin August 2, 2015
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