tuakau

The town in New Zealand just out of Pukekohe, the town before Auckland Supercity. This is the place where you will find only the staunchest of negros and hearty whitemen of the country

"Bro have you met the cunts from Tuakau?

"Yea bro they dropped my cousin Greg"

by CookedCousin September 4, 2015

tuakau college

A college in tuakau which houses the most absolutely mindblowingly shitty people including but not limited too: kids who take illicit substances to school to make them appear cool, kids who can't finish a sentence without saying atleast one incredibly controvertial and generally condemned phrase, kids who think they're gangster because they're maori, etc...

guy 1: dude look at that kid from tuakau college
guy 2: he's gonna work at mcdonalds when he grows older!
kid from tuakau college: aw gee. working in mcdonalds is prolly gas ah, you wanna go ah gee.

by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023

tuakau college

A den of people who are absolute shitheads including but not limited too: people who bring illicit substances to school to act cool, people who can't end a sentence without saying something controversial or generally condemned, people who think they're "gangsta" because they're one of "da boys" and go around being hooligans and disrupting actual learning, etc.

guy 1: dude that kid from tuakau college thinks he's cool
guy 2: i know right just do your work and maybe you won't end up working at mcdonalds
tuakau college kid: ah gee ah, were you just talking shit to me ah, you betta shut it or I'll fuck you up ah gee. working at

mcdonalds is gas ah, don't disrespect the bro's at mcd gee.

by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023

Tuakana

Tuakana means “Eldest brother”.

John is the Tuakana of his family.

by Thronetaker1 November 29, 2020

tuaauort

"Tua mamma morta" said quickly
means "yo mama's dead"
Italian

x: ciao come va??
elveslur: tuaauort

by elveslur February 2, 2025