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Shar-ttoo 

Shar-ttoo: A semi-permanent Tattoo (usually drawn on by the wearer) with A Sharpie.

Antonym: "Reverse Shar-ttoo" When, unaware, the wearer has drawn the Sharttoo refection style because they used a mirror.

Factoid: You can usually tell right (write?) away whether the wearer a righty or a lefty because of what side of the body the Shar-ttoo is on.
Nice fuckin' Shar-ttoo dude!

I guess that Shar-ttoo read right in the mirror huh?

Good thing you didn't turn that Shar-ttoo into a Tatt.

I'm gonna Shar-ttoo your name on me, that way we can keep it casual...

Did you just take a shower? Your Shar-ttoo is all smudged.
Shar-ttoo by saphin May 23, 2010

ii ddoonntt wwaanntt ttoo 

i don wanna so like boi ust do it JUST DO IT..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eat burgers num num nummmm so tasty
ii ddoonntt wwaanntt ttoo ggoo ttoo tthhee ppaarrkk!!

jail-ttoo's 

the tattoo's some people choose to aquire while incarcerated
jail-ttoo's are an often good giveaway of convicts.

That ain't too far off

This statement is designed to replace "That's what's up." It means, basically, "That's cool." or "Wow, impressive!"
Waiter: Here's a free bowl of ice cream to make up for the stale french fries.

Customer: That ain't too far off.
That ain't too far off by dick vendor September 26, 2008
chubs (as used in weightlifting fairy kim bok joo)
ya, ttoong!
ttoong by pompipi April 24, 2021
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kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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