trypod 

a tripod that one attempts, or "tries," if you will, to fashion out of objects that are most certainly not a tripod; something that esque-s of a tripod, in the sense and notion that you place your camera upon it before dashing off with the ten-second timer, but that was not intended by its creater for such a use.

kevin: I don't have a tripod.
lindsay: nor do I, but here's a shopping cart!
trang: now we have a trypod!

trypod by l in dai sy April 5, 2009

Trypod 

A generic mp3 player built like an Ipod. Tries to be an Ipod

"That ain't an Ipod, that thing is a trypod"

Trypod by Mo Meta May 5, 2006

follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head

Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

follicular trypophobia by GrootFan221 August 5, 2018

trypophilia 

Trypophilia is a strong, unjustified and often sexual, attraction to the sight of holes, irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps.

Did you check out Jack Oat's latest book? That guy defined trypophilia. He went from A*holes to eYeHoles.

trypophilia by iAmJackOat June 7, 2020

Trypophobia

A fear of holes. However, be warned that if you google this word unknowingly, you will encounter images of holes in human skin, often with something in them.

So I googled trypophobia one day, wondering what all the hype was. Now I have it.

Trypophobia by packingabox April 10, 2016

human tripod

To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.

Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!

human tripod by udo August 10, 2003

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009