The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.
by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016
A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.
Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I'm transtemporal, so I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something."
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I'm transtemporal, so I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something."
by Miso Hungry April 24, 2025
A person who does not identify with the age assigned to them by their birth certificate, driver's license or the patriarchal, oppressive, cis-temporal Gregorian Calendar.
Dude 1: "Happy birthday! How old are you today?"
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something. I'm transtemporal!"
Dude 2: "Technically I'm 34 according to my ID, but I actually identify as younger, like 22 or something. I'm transtemporal!"
by Miso Hungry April 28, 2025