Transmoglafied 

Your so drunk you cannot pronounce a word with more that 2 syllables.

Dude your so transmoglafied!
What ?

Transmoglafied by Sphincter in my ass June 16, 2014

transmoglified 

the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.

Person 1: man, you were transmoglified last night.
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from

transmoglified by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

transmogrified 

a slang term originating in the irish midlands describing a particularly severe case of intoxication

"and did ye put away a few more after i headed to the scratcher?"

"fuckin right, i was transmogrified"

transmogrified by boozer 11 February 8, 2007