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An anus that looks big enough to navigate a train through. An anus that resembles a tunnel going into a mountain.
I was going to fuck the bitch but as I tried I accidentally fell in her trainus and had to be extracted by the jaws of life.
trainus by Phil M June 16, 2004
Words you can keep
An anus that has been trained to fart as soon as a wife and or girlfriend has left the room.
A fart snuck out of Tyler's trainus as soon as Bailey left the room.
Trainus by Jiggles6 February 21, 2011
Something so disgusting it could only be described as a trains anus
Damn that movie was trainus
Trainus by Thecreatoroftrainus June 11, 2020

trains-creep 

trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
trains-creep by Uncle Dimma May 23, 2012

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.
John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!
i shit trains by charlievato July 6, 2008
When her baby was born she thought it would be a boy, but it turned out to have a tranus.
tranus by stanna November 6, 2014

Trainsexual 

1. One that is sexually attracted to trains
2. Someone that just likes trains in a non-sexual manner
3. A really awesome person
Being a trainsexual really just means that you like trains, it's not always creepy.
Trainsexual by onlyasexgodtotrains September 11, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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