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An anus that has been trained to fart as soon as a wife and or girlfriend has left the room.
A fart snuck out of Tyler's trainus as soon as Bailey left the room.
Trainus by Jiggles6 February 21, 2011
Something so disgusting it could only be described as a trains anus
Damn that movie was trainus
Trainus by Thecreatoroftrainus June 11, 2020

trains-creep 

trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train

Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?

Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.

Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?

Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.

Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?

Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!

Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...

..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...

i shit trains

To shit trains typically means you are the shit. It can also correlate to being number one at everything. Often times used for upping a Mister One Upper, or someone who has to beat you at every event, activity, or story you've ever encountered.
John: I went to France.
Tim: I went to France 3 times.
John: I SHIT TRAINS NIGGA! NOW WHAT?!
i shit trains by charlievato July 6, 2008
When her baby was born she thought it would be a boy, but it turned out to have a tranus.
tranus by stanna November 6, 2014

Trainsexual 

1. One that is sexually attracted to trains
2. Someone that just likes trains in a non-sexual manner
3. A really awesome person
Being a trainsexual really just means that you like trains, it's not always creepy.
Trainsexual by onlyasexgodtotrains September 11, 2016