An anus that looks big enough to navigate a train through. An anus that resembles a tunnel going into a mountain.
I was going to fuck the bitch but as I tried I accidentally fell in her trainus and had to be extracted by the jaws of life.
by Phil M June 16, 2004
by Jiggles6 February 1, 2011
by Thecreatoroftrainus June 12, 2020