trail bunny

Trail bunny (noun) a woman who dates professional dog mushers. Generally used to refer to women that hop from one winner to the next each season.

Damn, check out Brent Sass's new girl. Wait, didn't she used to be with Dallas Seavey?

Ya, she's a total trail bunny

trail bunny by Montana moonshadow July 31, 2016

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Trail Bunny

(Noun) A woman who hikes trails (often on mountains) and fucks random men that she happens to run into.

1) "Watch out man, there's a trail bunny up ahead."
2) "Thanks but I think I'll keep going!"

Trail Bunny by Pluey March 22, 2024

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hopping down the bunny trail

To be so heavily under the influence of a psychedelic or dissociative substance that you are unable to distinguish normal reality from the magical reality that has taken hold of your mind. Seeing pixelated kaleidoscopic patterns in the carpet, being afraid to open the freezer because you're afraid that the fishsticks will attack you, and the ability to talk to squirrels are some sure signs that you're hopping down the bunny trail.

That PCP I had last week really had me hopping down the bunny trail.

hopping down the bunny trail by sim sim salabim September 28, 2005