by Lulu white October 16, 2018
1. A terrible, nonsense human being who wants nothing but unhappiness for someone or a number of people irrespective of who they are or what they've done.
2. Someone who doesn't like to see good people happy
2. Someone who doesn't like to see good people happy
"Ah I saw that tout yesterday, she's such a nasty person, did you hear what she did to Sarah yesterday?"
by Le Wisdom bearer June 17, 2020
The D Tout is the act involving an unattractive fat chick who tries to use an attractive males' inebriation as a vehicle to take advantage of him sexually. This usually doesn't happen when the male is just buzzed, this usually happens when he is blackout drunk.
Person 1 "How was your New Years Eve party? Did ya fuck with any hoes?
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"
Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"
Person 2 "Yo, don't even ask. I fuckin woke up buck naked the next morning and there was a girl's pair of jeans next to me that I could have used as a parachute!"
Person 1 "Damn bro. You got The D Tout!"
Person 1 "What you doin tonight playa? Ima go get fuckin hammered at the bar down down the street and try to bring home some bitch.. It's 3 dollar whiskey shots until midnight! You should come on up"
Person 2 " Nah man, I gotta stay home with my girlfriend, she says I go out too much. But hey, don't get too fucked up. You don't wanna bring home some heifer and get The D Tout!"
by Bill Butterfield August 12, 2020