Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
by gnostic1 July 15, 2011
(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.
by nick6 November 24, 2006
1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.
2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"
"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."
by Pterodactyl April 20, 2007
A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.
- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"
- "Me too. What a touche bag."
- "Me too. What a touche bag."
by shadybitches May 09, 2009