Tory Story
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
Tory Story by gypsygansta January 7, 2014
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Tory Lanez Summer
Hot Girl Summer was 2019, It is 2022! Tory Lanez is free from shooting Marcus thee Stallion! We must celebrate by Lifting Weights, Lighting Blunts, Praying on your ex’s downfall and Lying and Gaslighting! You can only listen to Weeknd, Future, Brent Faiyaz and TORY!
Adam told 3 different girls he loves them but is getting back at his ex! He is having a Tory Lanez Summer!
Tory Lanez Summer by daddy tory May 16, 2022
Statue-tory rape
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
Statue-tory rape by joe b hall July 24, 2009
scraggy-meegy-forgy-tory
Words that can be sung to any song (esp. opera) when you don't know the correct words. (from cod Italian)
Remember that Mario Lanza song... "Girls were made to love and keeeeessss.... Scraggy-meegy-forgy-toryyyyy"
scraggy-meegy-forgy-tory by davidovsky August 8, 2010
toryscum
An affectionate term used by Angela Rayner in the House of Commons to discribe Chris Clarkson MP (Tory). As such it is both factual and friendly in a limited and precise way: being limited to a Tory MP or Political advisor
toryscum by e = mc squared October 22, 2020