top-d

The ultimate defense strategy, it is a name of four awesome guys that have a pact against anyone that stands in their way. Usually top-d is an acronym for the group of friends, but not always.

The girls totally lost WW3 because top-d was so strong and had a really good prank war strategy.

top-d by legit creeper April 26, 2009

Top-D

Top-D is a fictional character that represents "Andrew Tate" wearing a "D-class" branded orange jumpsuit. He is found within the SCP Fractured Reality. He is usually has a Cigar in his mouth, a katana on his back, an anomalous Mop, and Russian heavy armor. He is usually a Janitor for the SCP foundation, but if he gets angered. He will attempt to escape and gain his katana and kill the ones that pissed him off.

Damn, Top-D is so fucking hot

Damn, Top-D just chopped that dude in half.

Top-D by Jerry Box July 21, 2023

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.

Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top

I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022

Muffin Top Derby 

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muffin Top Derby by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

Top diff 

This is when the top laners in league of legends have a gap between skill

Chris you are so much worse than Danny in every way possible at the top lane because of top diff

Top diff by anonymous January 27, 2021

top drop 

An after-effect experienced by a domme/dom after they have dominated their submissive, characterized by guilt and depression.

I don't wanna be too hard on you or I'll get top drop.

top drop by MistressGrace January 26, 2011

Top Deck Trick

The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.

" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!

Top Deck Trick by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007