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when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china

Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!

toilet block by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010

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toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

toilet blocking by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

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L-Block Toilets

Top rape site at school. Many ancient and recent battles have taken place. It is common knowledge that if you or your friend walk into L-Block Toilets, then there is a 99.9% chance you will not leave alive or well. If you do survive L-Block Toilets, you will be buying new pants after what happened in there. When special forces recovered recordings from L-Block Toilets, they always seemed to have ended with the sound of some pedo saying "Benni Boi Rapey Club."

"Yo Nigga we gotta get outta L-Block Toilets before Benni Boi gets here!"

L-Block Toilets by L-Block Survivor February 25, 2020

L-Block Toilets

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

L-Block Toilets by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020

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Black Friday Toilet (BFT)

A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.

“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.

Black Friday Toilet (BFT) by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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