toilet block

when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china

Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!

toilet block by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010

toilet blocking 

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

toilet blocking by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

L-Block Toilets 

Top rape site at school. Many ancient and recent battles have taken place. It is common knowledge that if you or your friend walk into L-Block Toilets, then there is a 99.9% chance you will not leave alive or well. If you do survive L-Block Toilets, you will be buying new pants after what happened in there. When special forces recovered recordings from L-Block Toilets, they always seemed to have ended with the sound of some pedo saying "Benni Boi Rapey Club."

"Yo Nigga we gotta get outta L-Block Toilets before Benni Boi gets here!"

L-Block Toilets by L-Block Survivor February 25, 2020

L-Block Toilets 

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

L-Block Toilets by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020

Black Friday Toilet (BFT) 

A liar who is full of shit. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday has a reputation for being a day of massive bowel movements.

“I can’t believe a word you are saying. You are like a Black Friday Toilet (BFT). BFT can also be used as an acronym to describe American politicians.

Black Friday Toilet (BFT) by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023