Toe Jogan

A bastardized name for Joe Rogan, the popular American Podcaster.
Its used to mock him on certain topics, such as DMT, which Joe is seriously obsessed with.

Person 1: Hey dude have you ever tried DMT?
Person 2: Bruh you have been watching too much Toe Jogan

by Brachios July 23, 2021

Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023

Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot

'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

toe rat

an amazing insult used to tell your absolute favorite-least favorite person,

"Guuurrrrrl get do not lick me with your cheeto tongue again you toe rat," I said to my Bff

by AnnieP09 September 18, 2023

High toe job

a thiccness of toes rubbing up aganist a mans left 200th strand of hair

he gave me a high toe job

by MEEEEEkah May 20, 2021

Webbed Toes

webbed toes is a condition that happens when the skin on or more of the toes end up being fused.

You see Aaron’s Toes? Yea I think he has webbed toes cause he’s an incest baby.

by BigDaddyJohnson420 November 22, 2022

Toe-Minator

A motherfucking super hero named NineToes who is 100 times more badass than the Terminator

If you try to pull some shady ass backstabbing drama causing schwacked out dope hoe-ish two -faced bullshit you will meet your fate and judgement from the Toe-Minator

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 27, 2022