toboggan ride 

A chick with a great body, but a horrible face, such that while having sex with her the man must pull the front of the matress over her face, thus resembling a toboggan.

That chick's body is smoking, but her face needs some work. What a toboggan ride she would be.

toboggan ride by GAD March 20, 2005

Toboggan Ride 

When having sex, doggy style at the top of a flight of stairs, the man proceeds to put the female into a full nelson, thus rendering her arms helpless, and then rides her down the stairs. Caution the female will usually sustain heavy damages and will need to seek medical attention, leave this to the professionals.

My wife though she was getting kinky when she let me fuck her doggy style at the top of the stairs. Little did she know,a toboggan ride was in her future. This is why I am now divorced.


Sandra: My boyfriend showed no mercy last night and gave me horrible rug burn on my knees.
Molly: You think your boyfriend's bad? At least he didn’t put you in a full nelson and toboggan ride you down the stairs. He almost ripped my nipples off.

Toboggan Ride by Alex Mutha fuckas August 13, 2011

toboggan ride 

when a girl is drunk, passed out, awake or is just into wierd shit, sits on a guys cock with her finger in her pussy, or if ur not kinky then you're just holding on for dear life, while going down a flight of stairs

Yo dude this girl last night got the toboggan ride after i she got shit faced

toboggan ride by Andis April 18, 2006

Portuguese Tobogan Ride 

It is the purposeful or luckily fallen into position in which one mounts the sled/other rider, who is prone to the declining staircase (preferably carpeted), and continues to John Crapandy down to the ever awaiting crowd which is together chanting "Jamaica we got a doopchute team!"

And that's when Lydia told her to make sure to wear a chinpad if she and Doug were to perform the ever daunting, but wholesom act of the Portuguese Tobogan Ride (PTR)

Portuguese Tobogan Ride by CrumbyGord April 30, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019