Toaning

When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.

Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever

by Toan is a fucking fag April 12, 2011

toan

A superior spelling of tone. To have toan means to have your entire soul poured out from your body will touching the strings. You can get toan from spending tens of thousands on gear.

"Toan is stored in the balls not theory".

"Butt cock tels has that perfect toan"

by Miss Toanfucker December 7, 2021

toan

a person who is always hungry and can eat a whole pizza in less than 3 minutes.

Me so HONGRY, me named TOAN.

by Anna S Emmons December 7, 2003

Toan

1. One who disregards Prom and any other school related social event.

2. An Asian master who can dodge anything.

3. One skilled with a school paper.

"Toan, go to prom!"

"Toan hit me"

by [LL]Mattrix April 23, 2005

toan

A shortAzn kid who is mad strong and likes to beat up smaller kids

Toan just beat up ronnie

by Schmitty February 8, 2005

Toan

The most beautiful and generous person in the world. He brings joy and calm to anyone who is in his presence. I will always love you, Toan. Stay true to yourself.

Person A: "I wonder what it's like to have Heaven on Earth?"
Person B: "You mean to have Toan on Earth? It's the most amazing thing ever."

by svjt September 24, 2018

TOAN

It’s an acronym that stands for “Tough On A Nigga”

“Damn bro I can’t believe y’all lost by one point” “I know bro it was some TOAN”

by ApotheosJoe September 12, 2022