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To congress 

To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself

To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass

First used by Ezra Klein
Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.

We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
To congress by Full of Air March 22, 2012
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Go to Congress 

The act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. A figure of speech used mostly in the 1980's by males.
Go to Congress by Maria Penhall November 26, 2013