Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History teacher: Who was Adolf Hitler?
Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war hero.
Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war hero.
by Adolf Shitler reltihS flodA October 17, 2019
Adolf was an amazing politician who suffered from schizophrenia and because of this and him being Fuhrer he became paranoid and with the push of the Third Reich controlled Nazi leaders he started a destructive campaign against those who believed on opposing ideals then him. After these events of him being corrupted took place he went on killing the disabled, black, mentally-ill, and as most people manly think the Jews. (Even though it started against the POLISH AND MUSLIMS) He is thought to have personally hated the Jews.
American Idiot: You are a nazi piece of Adolf worshiping shit!
German Guy: Want to know what pisses me off?
American Idiot: That your most famous leader was evil?
German Guy: No! It's people like you who are fucking stupid pieces of unintelligent racist dumb asses who believe the bullshit that other dumb asses pull out of their ass, because Adolf Hitler was an amazing politician that actually did what he promised. Sadly, not the way he promised to do it.
German Guy: Want to know what pisses me off?
American Idiot: That your most famous leader was evil?
German Guy: No! It's people like you who are fucking stupid pieces of unintelligent racist dumb asses who believe the bullshit that other dumb asses pull out of their ass, because Adolf Hitler was an amazing politician that actually did what he promised. Sadly, not the way he promised to do it.
by DaStrategicWolf December 31, 2018
Leader of the Third Reich. Military dictator of Nazi Germany, but not actually German.
Was beaten by his Austrian father as a child.
Was beaten by his Austrian father as a child.
by Captain Alex of UgandaAirForce February 19, 2018
by ;P ipottasium ;p November 13, 2014
Is a alcoholic Drink that the racist or nazi's drink to salute Adolf Hitler. You take Vodka and mix soda and Budweiser and alot of other drinks you want to add then you got a Adolf Hitler.
John- I'm thirsty i think i would order a Adolf Hitler
Me- Adolf Hitler? That was cold man
John No that is a real good drink! He gets the drink and drinks it up. AHHHHH....... Next i will get a Joseph Stalin
Me- WTF????????????
Me- Adolf Hitler? That was cold man
John No that is a real good drink! He gets the drink and drinks it up. AHHHHH....... Next i will get a Joseph Stalin
Me- WTF????????????
by Crzyfkr October 7, 2010
A little anti-communism, anti-semitism and fascism here with a shitty moustache. And a dumb fuck and the end of it all, Adolf Hitler, the world's greatest pp head.
Richard: Man, Adolf Hitler was such a pp head.
Jordan: Shut it Richard, or I'll bring Hitler back from the dead and make him fuck your ass.
Jordan: Shut it Richard, or I'll bring Hitler back from the dead and make him fuck your ass.
by ohjohnny March 14, 2021
hitler was the dictator of nazi germany from the 1930's to the mid 1940's after he shot himself. Hitler had a troubled life with his brothers dying or running away. Hitler was also abused by his father as a child. At a young age he showed lots of german nationalizim. His father disapproved and beat him for it. Hitler later tried out for art school but failed. After he failed school he moved on to join the german army in WW1. He said that his timein the army was the best time of his life. He finally felt a sense of belonging and brotherhood. After germany's loss to the allies hitler work as a spy for the government to stop communist from rising in germany. Hitler found the nazi party and joined them. As head of the nazi party he went on to work his way into power. Hitler started WW2 in 1939 after the invation of poland.
adolf hitler was a bad man
by The Mighty Kaiser April 30, 2018