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Tip Toeing 

Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.
Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.
Tip Toeing by loquacious loki January 10, 2015

tip-toeing around the onions

To work hard and be wary of right and wrong choices, usually used when discussing or describing work history and/or life choices.
MOM: "Your father and I have worked so hard trying to give you and your brothers the best life possible!"

DAUGHTER: " You don't think I don't know that!"

MOM: "You have no idea! We've both been Tip-toeing Around The Onions since birth for you!"

DAUGHTER: " Okay, Okay I get it, Jeez!"

tip toein 

Verb:
1. To have swag.
2. To be doing something sketchy.
1. "Hey Liddell we know you tip toein!"
2. Alexa and Callyn are tip toein!

Tip toein‘ 

When you just use your front football to move in your Jordans further to your undeniable success, while you watch the faces of your haters melt.
Damn, have you seen asshat Phil tip toein‘ in his fresh new Retro 6 Gatorade Jordan‘s?
My face almost melted..
Tip toein‘ by FeelGoodPhil March 18, 2019

Tiptoeing through the tulips 

It’s not just a hit song by Tiny Tim, it’s when you insert your toe between the two lips of a woman’s vagina. One can insert the whole toe, or just the tip. May also refer to the lips of the mouth.
When Tiny Tim slips the tip of his toe through Big June’s pussy lips, he is tiptoeing through the tulips.

Tiptoeing 

the action of inserting the tips of your toes into someones penile slit or vaginal opening
"I enjoy tiptoeing my girlfriend"
"my girlfriend tiptoes me daily
Tiptoeing by JJohnyH May 27, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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