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Timmur is a homosexual russian 8th grader who moves never leaves his computer unless its to stalk his russian chick or go to school. He makes sure that there is NO other contact with the outside world in any way shape or form. He is a graphics whore and has a unibrow. I AM 1337er than him!!!!!! He is a noob who sucks at any form of Counter Strike.
timmur by smm9127 May 4, 2005
A hairy russian kid in the 8th grade that has a unibrow, and has been stalking a hairy russina chick for 3 years. Spends more time on computer than he does walking. Hasn't had social activity with humans in person for 9 years. Sucks at life.
Timmur has a big unibrow.
Timmur by Norm April 13, 2005
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Somebody obsessed with wheat to the point that they shoplift just to taste it.
Oh man, sometimes he's a Timbury. Why doesnt he just have some jam and stop trying to find wheatabix.
Timbury by Colin Firth April 19, 2010
Timur is the most handsome, intelligent, and friendliest boy you’ve ever met. He is usually very busy with his work, but he does like to hang out with friends and have parties. Timur also has a lot of money due to his communicating abilities and hard working skills.
I’ve never met such a distinctive person, he must be a real Timur.
Timur by JohnCarl227 February 9, 2021
The sexiest carpet loving stud. Once you go Timur you can’t go back. He will take your girls virginity and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. He does the best strip teases your eyes aren’t ready to see it.
“Dude, you got a plug for the loud?”
“No, but that stud Timur does”
Timur by JustineLottygal June 25, 2019
Timur is the best, sweetest,coolest and craziest person on the world. He always laugh and makes you happy with his kind of sweetness. Always take care of him, if you lose him you lose a very important person. If you a friend or girlfriend of Timur ur such a happy person. He likes to dance and skate.
Cute = Timur
Timur by -dancer123- January 3, 2017
so nice and so sexy everyone wants to have sex with him
i want to have sex with timur.
Timur by Timur1337 May 31, 2020
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