timmur

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Timmur is a homosexual russian 8th grader who moves never leaves his computer unless its to stalk his russian chick or go to school. He makes sure that there is NO other contact with the outside world in any way shape or form. He is a graphics whore and has a unibrow. I AM 1337er than him!!!!!! He is a noob who sucks at any form of Counter Strike.

Timmur loves the cock.

timmur by smm9127 May 4, 2005

Timmur

A hairy russian kid in the 8th grade that has a unibrow, and has been stalking a hairy russina chick for 3 years. Spends more time on computer than he does walking. Hasn't had social activity with humans in person for 9 years. Sucks at life.

Timmur has a big unibrow.

Timmur by Norm April 13, 2005

Related Words

Timmur • tim murphy • Tim Murray • Timur • timmer • Timurhan • Timurkan • Timaura • Timbury • Timmareddy

Timbury

Somebody obsessed with wheat to the point that they shoplift just to taste it.

Oh man, sometimes he's a Timbury. Why doesnt he just have some jam and stop trying to find wheatabix.

Timbury by Colin Firth April 19, 2010

Timur

Timur is the most handsome, intelligent, and friendliest boy you’ve ever met. He is usually very busy with his work, but he does like to hang out with friends and have parties. Timur also has a lot of money due to his communicating abilities and hard working skills.

I’ve never met such a distinctive person, he must be a real Timur.

Timur by JohnCarl227 February 9, 2021

Timur

The sexiest carpet loving stud. Once you go Timur you can’t go back. He will take your girls virginity and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. He does the best strip teases your eyes aren’t ready to see it.

“Dude, you got a plug for the loud?”
“No, but that stud Timur does”

Timur by JustineLottygal June 25, 2019

Timur

Timur is the best, sweetest,coolest and craziest person on the world. He always laugh and makes you happy with his kind of sweetness. Always take care of him, if you lose him you lose a very important person. If you a friend or girlfriend of Timur ur such a happy person. He likes to dance and skate.

Cute = Timur

Timur by -dancer123- January 3, 2017

Timur

so nice and so sexy everyone wants to have sex with him

i want to have sex with timur.

Timur by Timur1337 May 31, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026