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textervention 

An intervention required to save someone from the debilitating effects of their mobile device addiction.
Tom: "John has been texting Julia so much lately that his wireless bill was $600 last month, and the doctor says he's developing Carpel Tunnel Syndrome... and he's starting to look cross-eyed."

Matt: "Holy smokes, yo. I think he needs a textervention."

Tom: "Yah. We'll probably have to do it via group text though."
textervention by NickolaiS July 23, 2013
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Textervention 

An intervention performed via text to save someone from the effects of their lack of sobriety
Irene was blowing up Agatha's phone with irrational, drunk texts about her bae... Agatha performed a textervention to back her away from the ledge.
Textervention by DivaPP November 24, 2014

tintervention 

When a member of your group or organization has gone too far with their tinfoil hat conspiracies and it's time for friends and family to intervene.

"stomp went too far m8's, it's time for a tintervention"
"stomp went too far m8's, it's time for a tintervention"
tintervention by OzPride September 8, 2020