tea

Ambrosia

Tea is simply the Ambrosia of the gods.

by IndyIndy January 4, 2010

Tea

What all true Russians drink. Every day they'll drink about 5-25 cups of tea. Green Tea, Black Earl Tea, Peppermint Tea, Camomile Tea, YOU NAME IT! Tea comes second to vodka.

*Guest come over*
Host: "What would you like tea or coffe-"
Guest: "TEA! Tea please."

by Sup3rM February 12, 2018

TEA

To Eat Ass.

This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"

I love TEA.

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.

I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.

TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.

TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.

by caesar777 February 8, 2018

tea

A slang term used by Jack Kerouac and the Beats when refering to marijuana, seen in Kerouac's novel On the Road.

"Ask him if we can get any tea. Hey kid, you got ma-ree-wa-na?"

by Catal March 9, 2006

Tea

The Best Tasting Drink In the WHOLE World.
You should Try Some. Yes?

Justin Dosen't know what he's missing out on
because he hates tea to death. Justin You SUCK.
Tea is Best.

by AimeeFOSHEEZIE December 27, 2006

tea

a much older term for marijuana, made popular dating back from the 1930's. today it is considered obsolete and a great way to cover up what you're REALLY talking about.

"man, if i had some tea, i'd be in herbal heaven."

by showmethepath January 29, 2009

tea

Gossip, can be served hot. Cause for the common term, "spill it".

Friend: I heard Camila likes Josh, but so does Tamika.
Me: That's the tea, sis.

by SeeIKnowStuff October 30, 2018