The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.

The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!

The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021

The Trollge 

The Trollge is a trollface. A trollface with some weird intentions.

The trollge seeks to be something. Take 'The Weeping God' Incident. The Antichrist tells Trollge to do... something, and he became the Weeping God after it.
Then, take the New Gods incident. I think he covers himself in oil, then removes his skin. Then he becomes this... thing.
The Trollge is a demented version of trollface.

Jimothy: WTH!!!! It's the Trollge!

Trollge: M̴͈̼̥̙͙͇̰̈̈́́̉̾̿̒̔ǫ̶̡̘͚̾̋̑̈́͊̔̃r̴̠̤̜̼̝͊͐͌̏͘͜t̶̜̺̗̲̹̞̠͉͉͗̂̀̚a̶̯̩̜̼̓͆̀͒͆̚͠ḽ̶̢̢̡̣̝̟̩͆̇̋̐ ̵̢̛̜̜̟̘͖̲̄́̀̔͛͑́͜͠y̴̡̬̼͊̊͜o̴͖̣̥̩̊̀̋̑̔u ̬̥̠̜̤͇̠̳͉̈͛̓̈́̒̇̓ ̶̯̀ḩ̶̡̮̺͊͆̀̎̒̉̀̚̚͝a̶̡̲̜̰̤͎̎͂̅̐̓̕̕ͅv ̡̨͉̻͇̞̬̮̞̉̈̒͐̏̈́̏̌́͘e̶͖̔͗̎̑̍̑̈́͋͝͝ ̵̡̛̗̹͍͎̲̖͍̱̔̂͂͒̂b̴̙͖̰̗̺̗͉̱́̈́̆̈́͘͘͝e̵̹̭͚͇̻͖̺̟͆͛͒̓̒͊̚͝ͅë̴͚̪̭́̓ṉ̴̡̺͇̤̥̮̀̿́̌͋͐̚ ̶͓̗̦̖̥̟̼̹̊̾͘c̴̼̲̖̥̊͊̎̏̉͌̕h ̖̗̱͇̋͑́͒o ̡̡̳̹̼͍̮̹̗̱͋̉̊͗͒͘͠s ͙̿̓̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈e ̨̩̺̣̞̟̰̼̆̈́̕n ̗͙̲͕̰̈ ̴͖͝t̵̢̢̨̮̜̰͔͔̓͐͂͘ȍ̶̳̭̋̊̓̒̀͋͑̍͘͜ ̶̢̡̭̘̰̤̕s ̧̨̯̤̞̽̽͐̿̈̑ú̶̠͗̎́̆͐̑̑r ̢̛̲̞̜̦̄́̎͋͆̏v̴͖͈͙̹̘̬̱͕̓̏̕i̵̞̦͔̬̫̻̚v̴̛͈̫̘̜͔̫̂͒̄̀̾̇̏͝ĕ̴̛̙̼̘͉̰̩̎͠ ̨͙͍̱͚̭͆̅m ̡̱̝͎̬̮̙̭̖̓͠ȩ̴̢͚̫̪̈̈́̾͂́̄̚͠͝.̴̨̬͔̟͓͓̖̺̫̀̾̂́̍͗̚ ̵̡̩̗̯̹͔̟̬̟̿̽̈͆̒̈́K ̭̫͔͙͕̱̐͛̈́̍͘ ̵̛̩̪̙́͊̑͒̎̓́̑͠ͅĬ̴̡̘̙͕̦̫̠̞͔͓͐̓̿̈̕͘͘ ͚̭̟͠L̴̯͇͇̤͎͉̪̼̩͔͊̓̄͌̐̏̀͂̾ ̞͔̣͇̣̥͈̰͓̈͛̏̔̋͐̓̆͘͠ͅL̵̢̯͚̼̱̺̪͂̈ ̬̿S̶̺̽͑̈̅͆̅̓̽ ̵̢̨̭͔̬͉̙̯͕͖̓̆͑̇̇͋͒̋̐̚A ͖̓͒̑̚ ̺̫̠͚̹̀̃̅͊͑̈́͑̍̏͘M̵̡̳̩̲͓̟̰̝̓̋͑̂̃̇̋͜͠͠ ̶̡̛̼̣̜̮̼̖̍̉́̈́̿͝ͅM ̡͎͔͈̱͔̇́͐ ̶͇͉͙͚̗̤̺̳̲̅̚͜Y ̟͔͈͊̊̉͒͊̔̓̊̋͘ ̴̝̠̪̘̤̝̥͎͗̀͗̉

Jimothy: No, get shot. *shoots*

Trollge: Ť̴̮̖̲̗̺̆͐̀̄͊̒̂͜H̵̩̘͂̂́̾̀̾̓͜E̵̹͚͒̆͊͝ ̴͈̆́̄͝Ǎ̶̖̤̯͓̭͇̼͕N̵̨̠̯̩̞̳͕̓̏̊T ͈̟͓͇̠̊̎͊͜͝I ͔̖͇̍̐͜C̴̙̘̪̗͈͋̏H̶̝͙̻̹̰͗̍̍͆̚R ̪̩̼͇̜͇̍̓͌͋͜͜I ̨̹͒͗͋̅͂̃̅S ̧̗̫̗̟̙̓̽̒Ţ̵̙͚͖̞̜̤͔͛ ̶̠̳̪̘̼̥̾͊T ̣̲͇̤̲͔͂͊͒́̐́̚E̵͔̠̤̩͇̙̮͠L̵̢̡͓͔̋͛͋̒̃͝L̴̰͊͒̾͂͘S̴̡̟̳̱̘͑ ̵̨̀͌͐͝M̴̻̘̆͘Ȩ̵̪̬̲͉̖̤̪̀̉̈́ ̴̛͍̦́̈́̆̓͊͝T̴͙͖̞͙͎̃̈́O ̬̹̟̹͉̯̙̣́̋͑͘͝ ̶̪̳̠̖̼̂̏K̴̢̺͎̦̤̀̋̊̑Ĩ̵̡̻̹̞̲͙̓͆͆L̵̦̩̈̒L̴̦̙̺̯̝̝̻͋̍ͅ ͎̬̦̤̯̖̬̫̈̉̀̈́̉̄́̌Y ̛̤͈͉̇͛̈́́͑̈́̚Ȏ̶̗̭͙̈́̋̽͠U ̟̩̖͌͗͋̀̐̋̓̀.̶̯̥̰̑́̑͂̓͝ ̧͉͓̩͗̐̐͘̕͠Ḏ̶͍͋́͌ ̡̰͈̏͂̉̇͝͠ ̴̳̃̃̉ ̧̪͓̗̖̦̫̮̈́I̵̡̡͖̦͆̀̏̄͠ ̴̧̈́̇̇ ̶͔͓̻͝ ͙̜̼̉͂́̑̒̚E ̥̻̬̼͈̼̺͖͛́

The Trollge by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 12, 2022