The shames

A state of being shameful after a night of heavy drinking. When you were a total asshole, nightmare then night before and now that you have slept it off you are back in a normal state of mind and you feel a large amount of guilt for your actions.

Jordan just text me. He was apologizing got whatever he did last night. He doesn't even remeber. Jordan has the shames

by Poogas22 January 21, 2020

shames the shit

If something "shames the shit" of something else, it is a slur on the object or person, claiming that they are very inferior to their creator.

You shame the shit from your father's arse.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

Close the shades

A variation of the term "shut up," meaning to stop making noise.

Person 1: Oh, I just love having the shades open! It brings in so much sunlight that way! Don't you just love it? I can't get enough of that sunlight! Oh, I tell ya, I-
Person 2: Dude, close the shades!

by Soupy March 15, 2009

the shame

The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

Dude...Fucking The Shame just used its calculator to figure out 10+2...Fucking The Shame

by A Phimp Son October 11, 2006

take the shame

own up to your mistake
take reponsibility
show remorse/emotion - don't avoid etc

Boy: "Oops I just walked in the girls toilet by mistake - oh well thats life"

Girl: "Take the shame mate!"

by Jeremy Johansen June 5, 2007

the shakes

The jitteriness followed by a long night of drinking which usually will only stop with more drinking.

I need to get another beer, I'm starting to get the shakes.

by Suzybelle January 5, 2008

The Shame

The quintessence of shallowness bred with the epitome of ignorance.
A pure polish girl who exists only to flaw the Universe.
The thing without which the world would be better off.
It lives in The Shouse, owns The Shog, and was conceieved by The Shother and an unknown Polish man of pure blood. Her stepfather is known only as Pepe and he has only one child with The Shother; he and his child are the only beings of intelligence in The Shamily.

Fucking The Shame looked at me, played with her calculator, and touched her facial shame today.

by The Phimp Sons September 24, 2008