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the ringer 

when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.
the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer
the ringer by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

Tit caught in the ringer

Well, okay, it's "wringer" with a "w" not "ringer" but the concept is correct.

See "tit in a wringer" listing
His tit was caught in the wringer, because he didn't know how to spell.

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!
She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

tits in a (the) ringer 

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.
You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.
tits in a (the) ringer by johnelmo August 26, 2009

Up the Ringer 

Another term for anal sex.
Hamilton takes small kiddies up the ringer.
Up the Ringer by The Blue Light August 16, 2006

Tit caught in the ringer

When you are screwed beyond all fixability.
Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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