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The Raptor

Too insert three fingers (index, middle, and ring) into a women's vaginal cavity. once inserted you are to spread your fingers like a raptor would spread it's claws when finding traction when in pursuit.
The Raptor by Jonathan Money March 2, 2011

The raptor

When one sits on a chair and grips the chairs legs with one's toes, often to the point of inflicting pain upon oneself.
A: "So I was walking to his room to ask him a question,"
B: "Yeah,"
A: "And I come in to see him doing The raptor!"
B: "The what?"
A: "He was perched like a fuckin bird of prey!"
The raptor by Mostly carbon May 6, 2020

The Brown Raptor 

When you are doing a girl doggy style, and you wrap your arms around the girls chest, and around her arms, while elevating her upper body. Then pull out quickly and insert your member into her anus and deliver the goods.

In turn this will make her very unhappy and unable to extend her arms and screaming in an animal like manner. Therefore making her look and sound like a Velociraptor.
The Brown Raptor should and could be pulled on any girl that is willing to do this.
The Brown Raptor by MountieMAC February 19, 2010

The Internet Rapture™ 

The theory that Youtubers will be charged with a felony by a yet to be approved bill (Bill S.978) with a possible penalty of up to 5 years in prison for uploading a video containing copyrighted content which to the alarmists indicates the end of the Internet as we know it.
The Internet Rapture™ is coming... soon it will be illegal to do karaoke or play games and upload it to Youtube.

the repulsive raptor 

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba
Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.
the repulsive raptor by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011

The Strafing Raptor 

The ultimate player in Turok Evolution for the XBOX. The raptor with the uncanny ability to move sideways while still displaying the generic running forward animation. AKA, the God of Turok.
O! M! F'in'! G! You just got mauled by the strafing raptor!