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what the lampshade 

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell
what the lampshade by maryjo December 28, 2004

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours