The Family Jewels

Black lipstick, black dress, yep. This is The Family Jewels era.

The Family Jewels by unicornbae September 8, 2016

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Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

Polishing the family's jewels by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

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