the crusher

A guy or girl who has the ability to instantly attract , with their super power of good looks. Hence named the "Crusher", someone who everyone has a crush on.

Joe: Damn there goes Madison looking so fly.

Gavin: Yup, she's the crusher around here.

by Live&kicking December 12, 2016

the crusher

A person who rams and crushes through people in the hallways during school, no matter how big or small the people are.

Oh shit, there goes the crusher. get out of the way!

by Jordan Golan March 26, 2007

The Crusher

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 08, 2021

Crusher

An individual who sees a task and takes it upon themselves to accomplish it with such style, grace, and supreme capability that it makes your head explode with admiration.

There was a ton of work until the crusher got here.

by tresgatos February 06, 2018

Crusher

A 24oz can of beer of malt liquor

May or may not be found within a crinkled brown paper bag.

"Hey bro, if you're going to the store for papers, pick me up a crusher of Colt 45!"

by They call me K-Dub May 31, 2009

crusher

a girl who is saying 'i love you' one minute and sack-tapping you the next.

my best friend michelle

by kamikaze.soul July 27, 2004

Crusher

One that will decimate the opposition with revolutionary love. A holy terror in a floor fight.

Yo, did you see Crusher at that wicked floor fight in Newark? He decimated!

Nah, it was all theatrics...he just did the dirty work for that new one sitting on the presiding committee.

by Crusher2009 February 21, 2009