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the coons

the coons are a group of people that are alpha males they have the biggest dicks and would fuck any girl in sight ecept keith he is a dickless faggot and gets no bitches unlike Dylan has the biggest and juiciest dick that your girlfriend would want (yes im stroking myself when typing this) sam is the second biggest dick ever and dylan and sam do threesomes, one in the mouth one in the back and they highfive over the girl when she is bent over jack is the tallest mother fucker in the group i swear hes a nigga too bad that monkey cant swim with all that being said keith your still a fucking niggerrrrr and will get no bitches and would fuck fiona wrote by keiths big black monkey brother
hey stacy should we get gangbanged by the coons
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Flipping the coins

Shoving your testicles individually into the pocket of your clenched thumb and then literally flinging it so hard it launches at extreme speeds into your belly button... it then proceeds to get slightly stuck until the next nut smashes it out of place.
"Imma go flip my coins a few times and hit the sack"
Hence flipping the coins.
-Nudo
by nanashixo March 6, 2018
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the cons

The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:

Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy

Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever

Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!

in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*

Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!

the cons.
by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008
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find the coins

The answer of what you are looking in find the coins for is gamblingmachine
by gogers x vis September 4, 2023
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find the coins

A find the game that's about coins made by vis57
technologies is the answer of what you are looking for in find the coins
by gogers x vis September 4, 2023
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The guilty conscience

The guilty conscience is performed when a man has sex with a woman whom he immediately regrets having sex with, and accidentally ejaculates on his own clothing. Later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his "guilty conscience", reminding him of his inexcusable acts.
Bro: "Dude, I heard you fucked Shaps last night!?"

Buzz: "Yeah.... and to make it even worse I had "The guilty conscience" on my shirt when I went to the bar after."

Bro: Dudeeeeeeeee.
by Jals May 18, 2011
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The Empty Coinsack

Refers to a group of jobless idiots trying to find any work they can. Usually members include, a clumsy idiot, 2 drunks, someone who is always looking for a fight, a silent giant and finally one sane, perverted member. This can be referred to any group of friends or peers looking for a job or quest to do
"Look at that group if idiots, I hear they call themselves The empty coinsack, they'll never get a job"
by Mufasamarini2 February 6, 2019
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