the conductor

When a female of questionable reputation has enough space in her vagina to accommodate an entire fist, one then punches the first straight into the vagina whilst shouting "Choo Choo " or making noises resembling a locomotive.

That chick from the bar had enough room in her vag for a locomotive to do donuts, so I pulled the conductor off.

the conductor by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

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Talk to the conductor

Usually referred to as the conductor of the "Addy Train". The train you get on when you need to "get on that zoomazooma-zoom-zoom". Talking to the conductor of the train gives you special abilities beyond just "Riding the Train". It allows you to crank the speed of it up to about Mach 3.

"What's got into you today bro, you're going 100 miles an hour today?"

"This morning I knew I wasn't feelin like gettin shit done so I had to hop on that traaiiin and talk to the conductor!!!"

"Word"

Talk to the conductor by nibblegnome September 25, 2011

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The Train Conductor

When the female lays on the bed, legs open. And you start on the other side of the room naked and ready, take a run up, jump, and sail through the air with your dick aiming for the vagina. Then you conduct the train in and out of the station as neccesary.

'KRISTINA!!' Yes Tony? 'UPSTAIRS NOW I WANNA DO THE TRAIN CONDUCTOR.

The Train Conductor by TeaBreakDave October 31, 2018

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The Lowell Connector

The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.

Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?

Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.

Guy: Hate when that happens...

The Lowell Connector by audiA4 September 25, 2011

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The Campus Connector

1. A bus on the University of Minnesota campus which brings students from both east and west bank to St.Paul campus and vice versa.
2. A sex position in which one girl sexually pleases three male University of Minnesota students at the same time: one from East bank vaginally, one from West bank anally, and one from St.Paul orally.
3. Name attributed to any girl who has participated in the sex position, the campus connector.

1. Guy 1: "How are you gonna get to class on time?"
Guy 2: "I'll just hop on the connector."

2.Guy 1: "Do you think I should go for her? She seems cute."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't. I heard some guys pulled the campus connector on her last week."

3.Guy 1:"Hey do you know if Rachel did anything while I was visting my family last week?"
Guy 2: "Rachel? Oh, you mean the campus connector."

The Campus Connector by stryker94 December 5, 2012

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