The Candy Machine 

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

The Candy Machine by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

The candy machine 

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

The candy machine by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

The Cotton Candy Machine 

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

The Cotton Candy Machine by GRMCE November 17, 2011