The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.

Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.

by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023

The base Blooben test

a fake test meant to trick a friend that there is indeed a blooben test

Trump has to take The base Blooben test.

by lightning_jack March 8, 2024

The Base Blooben Test

The Base Blooben Test is a yes or no question.
It is required to create a Hermit Permit and the item associated with it.

Does this item meet the criteria of the Base Blooben Test?

by Animatician March 23, 2024

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside

guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

by kaleidoscope23 December 26, 2020