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The Big Nut 

Known globally for its set date of December 1st (December 2nd for those who intend to be official for all timezones), The Big Nut marks the end of No Nut November, in which men far and wide can be heard busting some of the most potent, thickest nuts of their lives. The Big Nut also marks the beginning of Destroy Dick December.

It is common belief that those who do not participate in The Big Nut following their success in No Nut November transcend from mortal beings to godhood, but no cited instances have been recorded. Perhaps succeed for yourself, and you shall find the true answer.
"Day 27: I cannot believe it... to think we started with millions upon millions of brave soldiers, we are only left with a couple hundred comrades... we shan't allow for their defeats to be in vain... Soon enough, we shall approach the mythical day of THE BIG NUT! Onwards!"
The Big Nut by ThatsRightUJackAss November 4, 2019
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the big nut 

Ethan the all mighty nut giver lays out the fattest nuts in the world even though his penis is small he is the big nut
Yo did u see the big nut do that?
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